Same room. Brighter you.
Upload your room. Get roasted.
A quick, funny read on your space—plus three affordable fixes worth trying. No measuring tape. No beige lectures.
Free MVP roast You choose what to share
Roast my room
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Set the thermostat
Pick a budget. Pick your heat.
Your recommendations will match the budget you set. The roast is for the decor, never for you.
A note on this MVP
This first version simulates the roast in your browser so you can try the flow today. Product recommendations are broad Amazon searches, not live inventory or a promise of availability. Gentle Mode is a preview and is clearly coming soon.